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  where did mary go after the explosion? everywhere!
  

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  Hormones
  

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  Russian jokes
  

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  @Shag наш человек)

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  Sucky joke here
  

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  @bertolt_brecht
  GWB went into the national guard during the Vietnam War to avoid the draft (you could get an exemption by being in college, which also happened during the war for bush, being in the national guard, or being rich... Bush had all three).
  Bush didn't have a plan to pull out of Iraq, cause he wanted to continuously occupy it for his friends at Haliburton. Then when it turns out that the middle east has incredibly persistent fighters, which no one had ever discovered before, he got trapped in there and had no idea how to end it.
  Not to mention that he started a civil war and everyone was like "Oh fuck, which ones are we supposed to kill now?" Answer: https://www.army.mil/e2/c/-images/2007/02/28/2995/size0-army.mil-2007-03-01-150258.jpg

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  Lame jokes here:
  

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  A lame joke: My friend told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so i threw a coconut at his face.

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  Blonde Joke
  

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  What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
  A wind tunnel.

  Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store?
  She wanted a Big Mac meal.

  How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
  She threw it off a cliff.

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  Pick Up Lines
  

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  Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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  ’antifem’s joke
  

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  How to make a feminist dislike you? Have a penis.

  Which came first?
  Feminism or Ugly women?

  My daughter asked me to buy her a t-shirt with the slogan "This is what a feminist looks like".
  But they don't seem to sell any in sizes below XXXL.

  How do you confuse a feminist?
  Tell her that your wife wants the right to an abortion.
  Then tell her it's because your wife doesn't want a girl!

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  Racist jokes
  

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  badguy asked for it :d

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  Math, Physics, Other Nerdy Jokes
  

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  @Øwl I guess I am a closet theist then

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  Whoops...
  

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  @GustavoLapasta Thanks!

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  My internet is a joke.
  

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  @cs4 i advise nothing. and this ping in sauer doesn't mean you are getting flooded. pls stop obsessing with this shit

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  аккуратненько))))
  

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  @DipShitStar hahaha. Leon wasn't her teacher for sure.

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  Relationships
  

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  I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

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  small request.
  

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  Silence is GOLDen.......

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  I am pasta!
  

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  Really?

  Someone got a cooking pot to spare?

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  Observational Humour
  

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  @julia ROFL!

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  New server :)
  

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  @CasTex that went over your head didn't it lol

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  Effort
  

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  @cs4 google translator

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  First Joke By Fredd
  

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  @Fredd said in First Joke By Fredd:

  I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort."

  Best one yet