• I think we should stop meeting as often.
    • Why? Are we going too fast? Would I caused you bored? Are you dating someone else?
    • No, I have two shirts only.

  • and how many undies ?

  • When your ex says, “you’ll never find anyone like me” reply with “that’s the point”

  • I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

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