Jokes told to me

[Fritz_Fokker]

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[Fritz_Fokker]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

[Fritz_Fokker]

If Teflon is non-stick, how do you stick Teflon to a pan?

[Fritz_Fokker]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

[DipShitStar]

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[nikoskokonos1]

@Fritz_Fokker these are the best jokes I've heard since you last posted here. 😂
keep up the great jokes ma dude.

[bertolt_brecht]

hehe i like some of them. but this thread is good in overall.

[julia]

even Star was speechless)

[DipShitStar]

@julia ashamed is the right word