Math, Physics, Other Nerdy Jokes

  • Some of these are mine, some were told to me.

    Hey girl, I wanna find your second derivative and explore your concavities.
    Let's go back to my place and try to find the spring constant of my mattress.
    Wanna go make some simple harmonic motion?
    (Clever way to insult a womans) Your face looks like perfect (insert shitty language here, I'll use Java) code.

  • Julia's law. the potential energy not always passes into kinetic

  • Eheh, cute, yeah, I'm not exactly sure what the joke is though. Can you post it in Russian and I can have the other East Euro girl I've failed at having sex with translate?

  • Why is a physics book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems

  • Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive

  • What type of car was voted the physicist car of the year? The volts wagen beetle.

  • I was a little bit worried when I saw Fritz_Fokker was in my thread, but those aren't awful, I guess.
    (girl gets really close to you) I have an attractive force about me.

  • Credit to Phobo for this one:
    I dated a math teacher once. We didn't add up.

  • Masters

  • Masters

    Why don't programmers like nature?
    It has too many bugs... XD

  • Masters

    Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

  • @Øwl I guess I am a closet theist then :\

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