Sucky joke here
What do you call a bad noodle? There's no such thing!
@Ao6-Scorpio your dick.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa Claus stops at 3 ho's.
What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
Whats the difference between your Job and a dead prostitute?
Your Job still sucks.
@Bourbon i don't get the vietnam joke... lol
my boss told me to have a good day, so i went home
GWB went into the national guard during the Vietnam War to avoid the draft (you could get an exemption by being in college, which also happened during the war for bush, being in the national guard, or being rich... Bush had all three).
Bush didn't have a plan to pull out of Iraq, cause he wanted to continuously occupy it for his friends at Haliburton. Then when it turns out that the middle east has incredibly persistent fighters, which no one had ever discovered before, he got trapped in there and had no idea how to end it.
Not to mention that he started a civil war and everyone was like "Oh fuck, which ones are we supposed to kill now?" Answer: https://www.army.mil/e2/c/-images/2007/02/28/2995/size0-army.mil-2007-03-01-150258.jpg