I am :spaghetti::shit::star: AMA



  • :expressionless: Alright bitches and faggots, I put on my grammar-phone and poured me a fine glass of :cow:juice and are prepared to answer all your questions. I don't know how this normally works, as i despise not only fucking imbeciles, but also social media platforms, so I just start with a short introduction about myself.

    Hello, I'm Star, I started this game as SomePornostar, yes that's a fucking o between Porn and star, because it is a fucking german word combined with an englisch one. Some idiots might call it anglicism, but that's something different. Anyway, I am getting carried away.
    So where was I , right, I am Star, I know shit, I do stuff, I annoy have proven repeatedly, that they are annoying and/or stupid. As well as persistent with these attributes and unwilling to self-reflect on them.
    I was member of the well known vaQ' clan, we troll people. No that's not the griefer kind, but the South Park Season 20 kind. Because it is fucking funny.
    My particular set of skill include chainsaw ass-fucks, grenade humiliation and flag-runs from and to hell. I can't shoot with the rifle, because I am not a binary thinking :monkey: I like reissen, forge, siberia and mercury. No I don''t use cheats, never have, never will. There is no timer.
    I am a respected gauth holder and don't hesitate to make use of it, if you are an unresponsive lagger ass-hole or some blunt cheater wimp. No I don't abuse it, despite the current rumours swirling around on the noob servers. I hate Mephisto for joining every last one of the 90 servers in the master-list 24/7 AND NEVER PLAYING ANY THING. 1.6mb!

    I hereby promise, that I will answer honestly and to the best of my abilities every question that you might have, from basic cooking lessons, to quantum mechanics.
    Please be patient with me, I don't posses a "real life" so it might take me lo answer.

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • finally I can ask this question: your fav color and why?



  • @miu Thanks for this interesting question! I can answer this in one picture! Here you go:
    m16 is a faggot

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • I was expecting to hear "green" but I like yours as well as green and yellow <3.
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    Since you're nice today, I wanna ask another question:
    How do you see your sauer future, like in some years... okok, let's don't jump too high, ~1 year maybe?



  • I will be the only survivor and elect myself to Supreme Leader.

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • I can live with it. ok, let's leave some space for others, I am sure they collected a lot of questions I am too shy to ask :blowfish:


  • Masters

    Do you send #dickpics?



    • Are you Dutch or German or both or neither?

    • How do you like your steak?

    • Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 horse-sized horses?



  • @Bourbon no.

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  • Masters

    Who is your most hated/beloved Player?



  • @Mr.Benz German, raw, horse sized duck, i know their weakness: Ladycracker.

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • @Bourbon said in I am :spaghetti::shit::star: AMA:

    Who is your most hated/beloved Player?

    That would be bounty aka Q-DoZ aka take aka harlekin aka apollon on the hate side.
    And NextOne on the lover's.

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • @DipShitStar I promised to dedicate to you my victory)



  • @DipShitStar what the next target you offer me?



  • @julia be my queen and make me beautiful children! lets repopulate sauerbraten!

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • pls marry



  • @Mr.Benz said in I am :spaghetti::shit::star: AMA:

    pls marry

    Have I mentioned, i do the reisen run in 3.3 seconds?

    "It was Back Door Sluts # 9." (The Return of the Fellowship of the ring to the Two Towers)

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  • Okay, Dipshitstar, let's get to work. It's 2:00 a.m. It's raining outside. Ding dong! What? The doorbell? Oh, hello, greenadiss in a trench coat and nothing else. But wait - knock, knock. Somebody's at the back door?
    Oh, my gosh, it's [RUS]julia! What a surprise. You gotta pick one. What do you do? Go!



  • @DipShitStar Bounty still plays?

    Ne cede malis

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