1.) Why did a teletubbie cross a road?
- So that it could cross it again.
2.)Why did another teletubbie cross the road?
- It wanted to get on the other side.
(but was it a real teletubbie because on my mind there is no teletubbie that does anything just for once)
3.) Third teletubbie got ran over by a car because of crossing road too many times.
4.) Fourth teletubbie did not cross a road because there was no road to cross.
...aand here some trivia:
the first one is Tinky Winky
the second is Dipsy
the third was Laa-Laa
and the fourth is Po
and then lets hope that there is no more of those!