Jokes
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It is annoying when cashier tells you that they accept any card for pay, but do not want to take your spades ace.
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On the fifth kilometre of the Koroviy highway, the stalker Semetsky was blew up on an anti-personnel mine. By the way, this is the fifth time in the last two weeks, and everything is at the same place.
I tell you - it is suspicious: alright, everything is clear with Semetsky for a long time, but what kind of an idiot, time after time, put mines at the same place?
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- I want to have a hamster. - It is not so easy, he will need to be looked after and fed. - Then I want to be a hamster.
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A person who is competent in watermelons can understand whether good people are living in a house by knocking on a door.
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The alcohol in small doses is healthy in any amounts.
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Everything is going fine... But past us.
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What can make you sad and happy at the same time? When your girlfriend tells you that you have the biggest penis of all of your friends.
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The last words of the stripper girl were - "Do not cut the cake!".
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Vacancy: the nightclub "nightclub" needs a creative director. Urgent!