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  • What kind of bees produce money? Showbiz

  • How do you tell if a man is married? You don’t. It’s bad enough he has to know it.

    What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 3 skirt sizes.

    What happens when your girlfriend stops putting on make up? She becomes your wife.

    Prostitutes are nothing more than girlfriends without the emotional baggage.

    The best condiment for pasta is more pasta!

    I have pastad my Italian cooking class.

  • What do girls and pigs have in common? Once they’ve been porked, the fun is over.

  • The difference between women and sauerbraten? Damn, in sauerbaten, the fastest you fire, the better you are!

    ( If this joke don't go on server, I eat my keyboard! :-) )

  • What do you call a dead rooster? A stiff cock.

  • Women fake orgasms .Men fake foreplay.

    Look at your hot wife then look at your ugly in-laws. Enjoy your future wife-in-law.

    Thongs! The correct way to walk around with a wedgie.

    Calcicum deficiency only affects single and sexless women.

    How do you piss off a lesbian? Show her your fist.

    Why do dogs hate cats? Because dogs hate hairy pussy.

    The sex was great…… then she woke up.

    Fact: The manliest farts actually comes out of a woman’s ass.

  • Masters

    People say I talk too much... well I have something to say about that.

  • Masters

    Commissioner sees one of his policemen who is patrolling with a penguin by his side:
    -- WTF are you doing with that penguin, take it to the Zoo immediately !
    Next day they meet again, the policeman still has the penguin by his side:
    -- Didn't I tell you yesterday to take it to the Zoo ?!?
    Policeman answers:
    -- Oh yes, I did, it was very happy, now I'm taking it to the Opera...

  • What do you call a Spanish pimp? Jorge ...............(Pronounced: whore-hey)

  • so I ran out of toilet paper today... Goodbye socks!

  • administrators

    @RedWolfe ahahahahahah been there :P

  • Masters


    Noli nothis permittere te terere


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  • birthdays are good for your health, studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.

  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

  • my ex-girlfriend had a parakeet, that fucker would never shut up... the bird was pretty cool tho

  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged

  • Is it necessary that I go to the wedding? ... ¡Yeah! you are the betrothed !!!!!

  • What do you call an Italian hooker? A Pasta-tute.

  • Masters

    @Fritz_Fokker i pasta-tute you in game multiple times if this goes in public :)

  • @tuta as did I will you. Nice to hear from you Tuta

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