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  • What do girls and pigs have in common? Once they’ve been porked, the fun is over.



  • The difference between women and sauerbraten? Damn, in sauerbaten, the fastest you fire, the better you are!

    ( If this joke don't go on server, I eat my keyboard! :-) )



  • What do you call a dead rooster? A stiff cock.



  • Women fake orgasms .Men fake foreplay.

    Look at your hot wife then look at your ugly in-laws. Enjoy your future wife-in-law.

    Thongs! The correct way to walk around with a wedgie.

    Calcicum deficiency only affects single and sexless women.

    How do you piss off a lesbian? Show her your fist.

    Why do dogs hate cats? Because dogs hate hairy pussy.

    The sex was great…… then she woke up.

    Fact: The manliest farts actually comes out of a woman’s ass.


  • Masters

    People say I talk too much... well I have something to say about that.


  • Masters

    Commissioner sees one of his policemen who is patrolling with a penguin by his side:
    -- WTF are you doing with that penguin, take it to the Zoo immediately !
    Next day they meet again, the policeman still has the penguin by his side:
    -- Didn't I tell you yesterday to take it to the Zoo ?!?
    Policeman answers:
    -- Oh yes, I did, it was very happy, now I'm taking it to the Opera...



  • What do you call a Spanish pimp? Jorge ...............(Pronounced: whore-hey)



  • so I ran out of toilet paper today... Goodbye socks!


  • administrators

    @RedWolfe ahahahahahah been there :P


  • Masters

    GUSTAVO....... EWWWWWWWWE!

    Noli nothis permittere te terere

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  • birthdays are good for your health, studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.



  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?



  • my ex-girlfriend had a parakeet, that fucker would never shut up... the bird was pretty cool tho



  • What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged



  • Is it necessary that I go to the wedding? ... ¡Yeah! you are the betrothed !!!!!



  • What do you call an Italian hooker? A Pasta-tute.


  • Masters

    @Fritz_Fokker i pasta-tute you in game multiple times if this goes in public :)



  • @tuta as did I will you. Nice to hear from you Tuta


  • Masters

    Gentlemen please step UP the quality of Jokes here.... all of the above is rubbish!

    Noli nothis permittere te terere

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