Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
How did the blonde try to kill her goldfish?
By Drowning It.
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out the tree.
What is it called when a blonde dies her hair brown?
How do you keep a blonde busy for two days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.