Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.

How did the blonde try to kill her goldfish?
By Drowning It.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out the tree.

What is it called when a blonde dies her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.

How do you keep a blonde busy for two days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.

@julia
what is the best/funniest gamertag u've seen

why is women's soccer so rare?
It's hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit

what do politicians and diapers have in common?
both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason

a wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say goodbye to your house