
Bourbon
@Bourbon
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Posts made by Bourbon
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RE: Jokes told to me
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you.
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer."A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs.
The guy asked "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread" -
RE: Blonde Joke
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store?
She wanted a Big Mac meal.How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff. -
RE: Sucky joke here
What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.Whats the difference between your Job and a dead prostitute?
Your Job still sucks. -
RE: ’antifem’s joke
How to make a feminist dislike you? Have a penis.
Which came first?
Feminism or Ugly women?My daughter asked me to buy her a t-shirt with the slogan "This is what a feminist looks like".
But they don't seem to sell any in sizes below XXXL.How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that your wife wants the right to an abortion.
Then tell her it's because your wife doesn't want a girl! -
RE: Racist jokes
Watch Out, Black Humor!
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!