https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSIAHf1XffI

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you.
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer."

A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says alcohol is bad for her legs.
The guy asked "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store?
She wanted a Big Mac meal.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Whats the difference between your Job and a dead prostitute?
Your Job still sucks.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How to make a feminist dislike you? Have a penis.

Which came first?
Feminism or Ugly women?

My daughter asked me to buy her a t-shirt with the slogan "This is what a feminist looks like".
But they don't seem to sell any in sizes below XXXL.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her that your wife wants the right to an abortion.
Then tell her it's because your wife doesn't want a girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxvR9Ffs0s8

badguy asked for it :d

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Watch Out, Black Humor!

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one.

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!