I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
If Teflon is non-stick, how do you stick Teflon to a pan?
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.