@swatllama No probllama.
Q: Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
A: She heard you could get thinner there.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Q: I go in hard, come out soft but i never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
A: Chewing gum.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.