Vacancy: the nightclub "nightclub" needs a creative director. Urgent!

The last words of the stripper girl were - "Do not cut the cake!".

What can make you sad and happy at the same time? When your girlfriend tells you that you have the biggest penis of all of your friends.

Everything is going fine... But past us.

The alcohol in small doses is healthy in any amounts.

A person who is competent in watermelons can understand whether good people are living in a house by knocking on a door.

• I want to have a hamster. - It is not so easy, he will need to be looked after and fed. - Then I want to be a hamster.

On the fifth kilometre of the Koroviy highway, the stalker Semetsky was blew up on an anti-personnel mine. By the way, this is the fifth time in the last two weeks, and everything is at the same place.
I tell you - it is suspicious: alright, everything is clear with Semetsky for a long time, but what kind of an idiot, time after time, put mines at the same place?

It is annoying when cashier tells you that they accept any card for pay, but do not want to take your spades ace.

Programmer is the guy who solves problems that you do not know about, using the way that is also unknown for you.