@Øwl I guess I am a closet theist then
Dutch Railways today:
"There are no trains running today. Please postpone your journey if possible."
The real joke is of course that I've been waiting outside for my train for 1.5 hours in minus 5 degrees Celsius.
@DipShitStar Because not everyone is an asshole like you I guess.
Well that's boring.
@altcineva Did you see my 519 try average?
@negus Wow, impressive, -3 tries.
If you are going to fake it, do it right:
And face-capture is the best. Don't touch it. DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH IT!
@Bourbon Nah, but I am a strong believer in Murphy's law.